Editing Azbooka II

<credits>
Слова: Ron Cahute & Ihor Baczynskyj
Музика: Ron Cahute
Мелодія: "[[Azbooka]]"
</credits>
<spiv>
!Ron:
We can say the азбука.
"Barabolya" taught us how.

!Ihor:
We know the letters,
But here's some words
That start with them right now.

!Ron:
Here's thirty-three words
That start with the letters
In order as you can see.

!Ihor:
So listen carefully
And then try
To say them after me.

A - азбука - For some alphabet stew.
Б - бараболя - A potato for you.
В - вечера - My suppertime blues.
Г - граматика - Grammar that's true.
Ґ for ґолф
Д - друзі - that's friends.
Е is for Елвис!

!Ron:
Elvis?

!Ihor:
Yeah yeah

!Ron:
You mean, Elvis, Elvis?

!Ihor:
Elvis, you know, Elvis Elvis?
Don't you know Elvis?

!Ron:
Is he Ukrainian?

!Ihor:
Yeah he lives on Quebec Avenue.
You know, Elvis Dombrowski?

!Ron:
I thought he was dead?

!Ihor:
Yeah, no, he work in the Wal-Mart right now.
Oh yeah.

!Ron:
Is he still singing?

!Ihor:
Елвис. Е is for Елвис

!Ron:
Oh okay

!Ihor:
A couple days ago...

Є - Євдокія - that's a girl's name.
Ж for жарт - that's a joke or a game.
З for зимно - it's cold in the fall.
И - has got no words at all!
І means "and"
Ї - їсти - to eat.
Йот - that's for йолоп!

!Ron:
For йолоп?

!Ihor:
Yeah, you know, that means,
Blockhead, moon-head, joker-head,
Pudding-head, dumbbell, or booby

!Ron:
Booby?

!Ihor:
Yeah, that's what, booby
You know
That's what my dad called me
When I spilled the paint

!Ron:
He called you booby?

!Ihor:
He called me йолоп!
Which means booby

!Ron:
Booby! Okay

К - капуста - That's cabbage, it grows.
Л - листопад - That's November, I know.
М - морква - A carrot for you.
Н - ноги - That's feet, you got two.
О - один
One песик with a П.
Р is for рікша!

!Ron:
Рікша?

!Ihor:
Yeah, ти знаєш the рікша?
That's like a Chinese,
But, like, a wheelbarrow
But only other way
And you, somebody sits in the that
And you pull 'em down the the road
And then they, when they
Рі-Рікша, you know рікша

!Ron:
What's рікша mean?

!Ihor:
It's got two wheels
It's like a, like a, Chinese

!Ron:
Рікша?

!Ihor:
Yeah, рікша

С - сметана - Sour cream is the best.
Т for так - well that means yes.
У-країна - That means Ukraine.
Ф - футболь - That's the name of a game.
Х - хата - house
Цибуля with a Ц.
Ч is for Чиклетс!

!Ron:
No, Чиклетс?

!Ihor:
Yeah, you know,
Those little white gums that come in a box
And it, it, it, it's not Ukrainian word, it's
Yeah, maybe it is Ukrainian
You know how you say Chiclets in Ukrainian?

!Ron:
Чиклетс.

!Ihor:
That's right! It's Чиклетс!
With a Ч.
Ч for Чиклетс

!Ron:
Okay, Okay, Thank you
Thank you

Ш - шкарпетки - That means socks.
Щ - щупак - Ukrainian dancing rocks.
Ю - Юрко - That's George, it's said.
Я for яблуко - An apple that's red.

!Ihor:
Now we're done!

!Ron:
At least the ones with words

!Ihor:
Мягкий знак is the last one!

!Ron:
What's the мягкий знак do?

!Ihor:
Well it's like, it makes a hard letter soft
You know, it sort of melts it, it's like

!Ron:
What do you mean?

!Ihor:
When you got a "т"
You put a мягкий знак, you got "ть"
So "т-ть", "л-ль", "с-сь"
You know?

!Ron:
What about a "м"?

!Ihor:
"Мь"

!Ron:
"Мь"?

!Ihor:
"Мь"

!Ron:
Well why don't, why don't we do
That that old азбука drill

!Ihor:
Oh yeah

!Ron:
Do you remember that?

!Ihor:
Yes, let's march it out!

!Ron:
Here we go

!Ihor:
Ready, okay, here we go!

!Both:
А Б В Г Ґ Д Е
Є Ж З И І Ї Йот
К Л М Н О П Р
С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч
Ш Щ Ю Я
Мягкий знак!

Now we're done!
</spiv>
== Словник ==
* азбука = alphabet
* Barabolya = The "[[Barabolya]]" album
* ґолф = гольф (ґолф is more of an Anglicized pronunciation, "golf")
* Elvis = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley Elvis Presley]
* рікша = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickshaw rickshaw]
* Чиклетс = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiclets Chiclets]
* щупак = удар в отри двома ногами вперед ([https://www.facebook.com/volnytsia/photos/a.3005219662918600/3041872465919986/?type=3&source=54 source])
* Мь = Sound which does not exist in Ukrainian and thus sounds a bit comical. Historically it was used though and continues to exist in Russian (e.g. "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BC%D1%8C семь]")
== Виконання ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8gNX2TjKMs Ron Cahute]